drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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