shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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