I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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