i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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