hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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