I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME