no, he came in my armpit
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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