No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.