Don't you send me to vm
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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