And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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