Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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