his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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