I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Randomize