have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Randomize
