some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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