That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize