Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
