I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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