I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Just cropdusted the office
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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