Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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