Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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