Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
