She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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