so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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