If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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