So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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