Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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