Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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