I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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