I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
In other news, I just burned my penis
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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