some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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