I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
