my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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