Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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