Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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