**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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