just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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