Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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