i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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