I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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