Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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