Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
BRING THE BAGELS
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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