just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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