Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My balls are so social today.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I have so many feelings about this burrito
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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