Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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