Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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