okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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