I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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