That's when you crack a 10am beer
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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