Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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