Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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