you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Randomize
