Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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