You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
that's an acceptable place to lick
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
false alarm, still single
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