I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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