It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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