I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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